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Jessica Alba airbrushed in Campari calendar

 Jessica Alba is not the woman we thought she was!

Turns out Miss Alba has been airbrushed for the 2009 Campari calendar shots.  I am a little hurt but also slightly relieved.  I did wonder how she could look that good after giving birth only a few months before.

Turns out she is a little more rounded than the calendar would have us believe.  

Naughty Jessica for not being true to her body.

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Jessica Alba is not picture perfect! Do we care?
Los Angeles Times, CA
Here's news that should serve to make every girl and woman feel much better about themselves. Even the most beautiful female in the world, Jessica Alba ...

Jessica Alba’s pics in Campari calendar airbrushed for a thinner look?
Sify, India
American actress Jessica Alba’s photos in the 2009 Campari calendar seem to have been airbrushed to give her a thinner look, say reports. ...

She may be one of the most beautiful women in the world... but ...
Daily Mail, UK
Just five months after the birth of her first child, the 27-year-old actress showed off her body in a series of plunging beachwear ...

Alba & Testino
Viewonfashion, Spain
To celebrate the 10th anniversary of Campari calendars, the Italian drinks brand decided to collaborate with a luxury team. So they've made Jessica Alba ...

Bringing sexy back after baby
Electric New Paper, Singapore
Hot mama Jessica Alba has done a series of advertisement shoots for liquor company Campari. In the sultry pictures, shot by famed photographer Mario Testino ...

Jessica Alba Campari Calendar

Jessica Alba is showing off her post-baby body with a sexy photo shoot for the Campari calendar.

Jessica who gave birth in June, can be seen in sexy swimsuits and evening wear while quaffing on a Campari.  The photos were taken by legendary photographer Mario Testino on location in Malibu earlier in the year.

Campari have certainly honed their image since having Lorraine Chase advertise for them in the 1970's.

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But Jessica is going to have to spice up her image if she is going to square up to Salma Hayek's commercial from 2007.

Jessica Alba 'frekishly' fit after baby; proof is in calendar
Chicago Tribune, United States
Jessica Alba had a baby just this summer, but she already is freakishly fit again and showing it off as the face and body of Club Campari's 2009 calendar. ...

Jessica Alba Shows Off Her Post-Baby Body
MTV UK, UK
Five months after the birth of her first child, Jessica Alba shows off her curves in a series of new pictures. The 27-year-old poses in new calander ...

Jessica Alba's a calendar girl
Sydney Morning Herald, Australia
Photos Jessica Alba stars in the 2009 Campari Calendar, launched this week in Milan. She features in 13 photographs taken by Mario Testino. ...

Jessica Alba's a Calendar Girl!
E! Online
Hot mama Jessica Alba has a new gig: the face (and body) of Club Campari's 2009 calendar. In the sultry pictures shot by Mario Testino in Malibu, ...

Sexy photo shoot for 2009 Campari calendar Jessica Alba's red ...
Bild.de, Germany
We'll drink to that! Hollywood actress Jessica Alba has followed in the footsteps of Latina beauties Eva Mendes and Salma Hayek by posing for the new ...

Jessica Alba fiery red at the launch of 2009 Campari Calendar
South Asian Women's Forum, India
Show stealer Jessica Alba dazzled in a red Dolce & Gabbana dress at the 2009 Campari Calendar launch at La Permanente on Tuesday, December 2, in Milano, ...

JESS THE JOB!
Daily Star, UK
HOLLYWOOD honey Jessica Alba shows she’s back to her sexiest best – posing in skimpy outfits months after giving birth. ...

Jessica Alba poses in bikinis for Campari 2009 calendar
Sunday Mirror, UK
The Fantastic Four actress posed for celebrity photographer Mario Testino in a series of daring bikins just five ...

Jessica Alba's sexy sea view
The Sun, UK
JESSICA ALBA oozes class for Campari's new calendar, showing off her sexy curves in a number of skimpy outfits. The Fantastic Four beauty is ...

Jessica Alba, Slut

Jessica Alba says that she was branded a slut while at school:

Hollywood Celebrity Buzz: Tyra Banks, Jessica Alba
Gay Wired - Los Angeles,CA,USA
Four days after the Oscars—which is, I guess, about how long it takes a non-headline to circulate the globe—comes word that very pregnant Jessica Alba fell ...
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Jessica Alba, Ryan Phillippe support Obama in new will.i.am video
Thaindian.com - Bangkok,Bangkok,Thailand
The video, which was released on 29 th Feb, features the likes of Jessica Alba, Ryan Phillippe, Kerry Washington, George Lopez and others, giving their ...
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Alba reveals school "slut" insults
Digital Spy - UK
By Alex Fletcher, Entertainment Reporter Jessica Alba has claimed that she was called a "slut" by her school principal and PTA mums during her childhood. ...
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Jessica Alba's slutty reputation
entertainment.oneindia.in - Tamilnadu,India
Washington (ANI): Actress Jessica Alba was bullied and branded a "slut" when she was in school after developing her full bosom at a young age. ...
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Digital Breakdown: Christensen-Alba film is no sleeper
Examiner.com - USA
Starring Hayden Christensen — most famous for his role as Darth Vader in the second “Star Wars” trilogy — and Jessica Alba, the movie is worth watching ...
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I was branded a slut in school: Jessica Alba
Zee News - Noida,Uttar Pradesh,India
Washington, Feb 29: Actress Jessica Alba was bullied and branded a "slut" when she was in school after developing her full bosom at a young age. ...
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Site Awards Database
Los Angeles Times - CA,USA
According to WWD, the beehive babe sang Friday night to a stylish crowd that included Jessica Alba, the Olsen twins, Kanye West, Rihanna, Claudia Schiffer, ...
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Jessica Alba, Others Back Obama in New Video
People Magazine - USA
O-BA-MA!," stars such as Jessica Alba, Ryan Phillippe, Kerry Washington, George Lopez and others face the camera and offer reasons why they support Obama as ...
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Jessica Alba: Not Twins

Jessica Alba has denied the rumours that she is expecting twins:

Jessica Alba Denies That She Is Expecting Twins
The Celebrity Truth - Sydney,New South Wales,Australia
Jessica Alba had denied reports that she is expecting twins, telling reporters on the red carpet of the Oscars that any news of twins would be an ...
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Access Hollywood's 2008 Oscar Red Carpet Arrivals
Access Hollywood - USA
Plus, a bit further along in her pregnancy, Jessica Alba, with finance Cash Warren, started a pregnant-in-purple trend. Access Hollywood's 2008 Oscar Red ...
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Jessica Alba Denies Twins Rumors
Hollywood.com - USA
While at the Academy Awards, Jessica Alba put rumors to rest that she’s expecting twins by saying, “that would be a surprise to me.” You may use ...
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George Clooney, Jessica Alba and Harrison Ford's red carpet talk
Monsters and Critics.com - USA
By M&C People Feb 25, 2008, 19:44 GMT Actors George Clooney, Harrison Ford, Katherine Heigl and Jessica Alba gabbed with “Extra” at the Oscars® last night. ...
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Oscars 2008: Cate Blanchett & Jessica Alba on the red carpet with ...
Fametastic - UK
But things didn’t bode quite so well for fellow mum-to-be Jessica Alba. The Fantastic Four star only posed briefly on the red carpet before an attendant ...
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Pregnant Jessica Alba, Nicole Kidman and Cate Blanchett - Most ...
Wedlok.com - Las Vegas,NV,USA
In the audience was Jessica Alba. Presenting were very pregnant Cate Clanchett, and also Nicole Kidman who was showing her petite baby bump for the first ...
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Get Jessica Alba's Gorgeous Wavy Hair
FemaleFirst.co.uk - Ashton-in-Makerfield,England,UK
Jessica Alba never seems to have a bad hair day and her gorgeous sexy wavy locks look glamorous on every red carpet. Female First look at how you can steal ...
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Search BostonHerald.com for Past 7 days Archives
Boston Herald - United States
Mighty lame was the attempt at linking Jessica Alba and Cate Blanchett’s pregnancies to Jack Nicholson’s nocturnal exploits, then having to come back and ...
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Alba to Seacrest -- Suck on This!
TMZ.com - Glendale,CA,USA
Ryan Seacrest got up close and real personal with Jessica Alba on the red carpet last night -- and while he didn't pull a Mizrahi and grab her boobs, ...
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Few flaming numbers stood out on Oscar's red carpet
Globe and Mail - Canada
But Jessica Alba followed Ms. Jolie's lead. She covered the most famous butt in Hollywood with a very grown-up maroon chiffon strapless that flowed from her ...
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Jessica Alba at the Oscars

Jessica Alba was at the Oscars last night, showing off her baby bump. Here's how the newspapers reported Jessica Alba at the Oscars:

Oscar Fashion: Very Little Tinsel In Town
Hartford Courant - United States
Seacrest also crassly asked a very pregnant Jessica Alba if she would be breast-feeding. Alba looked like she could do the Sue Storm thing from "Fantastic ...
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Oscars 2008: Renee Zellweger, Jessica Alba, Cameron Diaz, Keri ...
Catwalk Queen - London,UK
Mum-to-be- Jessica Alba, who's reportedly in her third trimester wore a gorgeous plum coloured Marchesa dress, which matched her skin tone and hid her ...
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Sartorial Splendor at 80th Academy Awards: Jessica Alba
South Asian Women's Forum - New Delhi,India
Jessica Alba at the 80th Academy Awards ceremony at the Kodak Theatre in Hollywood, Los Angeles, February 24. Photo Credit: Splash News 25 February 2008 ...
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Jessica Alba to breastfeed her baby
Showbiz Spy - Guildford,England,UK
Pregnant Jessica Alba revealed she will be breast feeding her baby and showed off her engagement ring on the Oscars red carpet. ...
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Oscar Bumps Over Time
Sky News - United Kingdom
Cate Blanchett, Jessica Alba and Nicole Kidman paraded their tums proudly this year. But it's not the first time we've been bowled over by bumps on the rug. ...
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Few Fashion Faux Pas on Oscar Red Carpet
Hartford Courant - United States
Shades of plum were worn by Cate Blanchett and Jessica Alba . "The actresses went regal and royal with rich reds and purples," said Oscar.com fashion ...
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Few flaming numbers stood out on Oscar's red carpet
Globe and Mail - Canada
Jessica Alba wore a maroon strapless over her baby bump. (Kevork Djansezian/AP) Hilary Swank did the one-shoulder thing (a popular variation on the ...
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Seen and heard at the Oscars
Newsweek - USA
Nicole Kidman, Jessica Alba and most noticeably Cate Blanchett brought baby bumps to the Academy Awards. And though Angelina Jolie was nowhere to be found, ...
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Alba, Kidman and Heigl: Oscar Beauties
The Gossip Girls - USA
Fellow preggers actress Jessica Alba scored an honorable mention in her mauve free-flowing strapless gown with feather accents. From her disposition, it was ...
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Oscar red carpet is bright in year of sombre films
Stuff.co.nz - New Zealand
PREGNANT GLOW: A heavily pregnant Jessica Alba arrives on the red carpet at the Oscar awards. Gloomy movies may have seized the spotlight at this year's ...
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Jessica Alba Twins

Jessica Alba is set to have twins so this morning's stories tell us.

Here's a roundup of stories about Jessica Alba twins:

Jessica Alba Recreates Horror Movie Images
Cinema Blend - USA
By Katey Rich: 2008-02-20 23:03:39 Maybe some of the men folk around here can answer this better than I can, but why is Jessica Alba still with us? ...
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Alba Having Twins!
Cinema Blend - USA
By Celeb Stink : 2008-02-20 20:04:58 Jessica Alba has just learned she's set to join Jennifer Lopez and become a first-time mum to twins. ...
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Jessica Alba Having Twins?
Hollyscoop - Los Angeles,CA,USA
Word on the block is that Jessica Alba is expecting twins. Alba has apparently told all her friends that she's expecting twins and one friend blabbed the ...
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ALBA SET FOR TWINS?
PR-Inside.com (Pressemitteilung) - Wien,Austria
JESSICA ALBA has just learned she's set to join JENNIFER LOPEZ and become a first-time mum to twins. The sexy Latina is the latest Hollywood star set to ...
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Jessica Alba Responds To Her Nickname, Talks About Baby Alba
ConnieTalk - Cleveland,Ohio,USA
Jessica Alba is on the cover of Latina Magazine's March 2008 issue, and inside the mag talks about being excited for her new baby, the celebrity gossip ...
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Alba Set for Twins?
San Francisco Chronicle - CA, USA
Jessica Alba reportedly has just learned she's set to join Jennifer Lopez and become a first-time mom to twins. The sexy actress is the latest Hollywood ...
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Jessica Alba having twins
Showbiz Spy - Guildford,England,UK
Hollywood beauty Jessica Alba is ecstatic after being told she is having twins, according to US reports. The 26-year-old is telling friends that she is ...
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Alba set for twins?
kjrh.com - Tulsa,OK,USA
Actress Jessica Alba arrives at the premiere of Lionsgate's 'The Eye' at the Cinerama Dome Theater on January 31, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. ...
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Jessica Alba Recreates ‘Famous’ Horror Scenes!?!
Horror Yearkbook - San Francisco,CA,USA
I guess Jessica Alba helping ruin Danny & Oxide Pang’s The Eye wasn’t enough, now she recreating “famous” horror scenes in a photo shoot for Latina magazine ...
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Michael Chiklis Has A Thing For Puppet Master In ‘Fantastic Four 3′
MTV.com - USA
Over the past six months, Jessica Alba has spoken to MTV News three times, each time insisting that super spawn Franklin Richards was her preferred choice ...
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Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba in the news today:

Jessica Alba's ghost fright
FemaleFirst.co.uk - Ashton-in-Makerfield,England,UK
Jessica - who is currently expecting her first child with fiancé Cash Warren - also revealed the pregnancy has been playing havoc with her hormones. ...
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A solid B-movie that knows its place
Globe and Mail - Canada
The friend might have been promoting Jessica Alba's latest, a remake of a Hong Kong horror movie that belongs to the hokiest of film subgenres – the ...
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Miley Cyrus beats Jessica Alba and Eva Longoria at the box office
Showbiz Spy - Guildford,England,UK
Teen sensation Miley Cyrus proved she’s worth her salt this weekend - by beating Jessica Alba and Eva Longoria Parker at the weekend box office. ...
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Film Review: Horror movie lacks fear factor
TCU Daily Skiff - Fort Worth,TX,USA
Jessica Alba is not one of them. "The Eye" is a recent addition to the remakes of Asian horror movies. Alba plays a woman named Sydney, who was blind since ...
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The great cornea caper
National Post - Toronto,Ontario,Canada
Jessica Alba sees dead people. She stars as Sydney Wells, a young blind woman who decides to undergo a cornea transplant to regain her vision. ...
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Jessica Alba 'attacked by ghost'
Digital Spy - UK
By Beth Hilton, Entertainment Reporter Jessica Alba has claimed that she was attacked in bed by a ghost when she was a teenager. ...
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An 'Eye'-Full of Alba: Jessica on Pregnancy, Slowing Down and ...
New York Post - New York,NY,USA
"It's nearly impossible to turn a blind eye to Jessica Alba. The actress and mom-to-be is as radiant as you'd expect her to be in person, as Hollywood.com ...
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Make sure to check again tomorrow for the next roundup of Jessica Alba stories!
 

Jessica Alba

Here's today's roundup of news stories about Jessica Alba.

Banks showers Alba with baby gifts
Sydney Morning Herald - Sydney,New South Wales,Australia
Tyra Banks threw a baby shower for Jessica Alba on her talk show last week. The former supermodel filled the stage with balloons and gifts as pregnant ...
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Alba's pregnancy creates havoc
Sify - Chennai,Tamil Nadu,India
Jessica Alba, who is pregnant with boyfriend Cash Warren's child, is dealing with complications in her love life caused by the pregnancy. ...
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Tyra Banks Throws Jessica Alba’s Baby Shower
The Celebrity Truth - Sydney,New South Wales,Australia
Tyra Banks threw a baby shower for movie actress Jessica Alba on her talk show last week, with the former supermodel filling the stage with balloons and ...
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Alba snoozes through "The Eye"
Seattle Times - United States
In "The Eye," which opened Friday, Jessica Alba plays a blind violinist who has her sight restored through corneal transplants. And what does she see when ...
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Hannah Montana Beats Alba’s Eye, Breaks Records at Box Office
Hollywood Today Newsmagazine - Los Angeles,CA,USA
With a weekend gross of $29 million for the Disney limited release film it easily poked past Jessica Alba’s horror story “The Eye” which had $13 million on ...
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EMOTIONAL ALBA KICKS WARREN OUT
PR-Inside.com (Pressemitteilung) - Wien,Austria
Impending motherhood is proving to be a big threat for pregnant JESSICA ALBA's romance with fiance CASH WARREN - she keeps throwing him out of their new ...
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Tyra Banks Throws Jessica Alba Baby Shower
TransWorldNews (press release) - Monroe,GA,USA
Tyra Banks threw a baby shower for actress Jessica Alba on her talk show. Alba and her fiancée Cash Warren are expecting their first child together. ...
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Jessica Alba Wants a “Nerdy” Baby
Javno.hr - Zagreb,Croatia
Jessica Alba reveals that she hates big parties, and wants her baby to be a nerd. “I want my kid to be a nerd. I want him to be really, really smart. ...
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Jessica Alba’s breast are happy.
Fashion.ie - Ireland
The baby bump is showing, thankfully the bigger more voluptuous breast on Jessica Alba are covering it up. For now. If this is a race, I really hope the ...
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Jessica Alba walks out on fiancé Cash Warre?
Bosh - New York,NY,USA
"Jessica was so distraught that she fled LA — and Cash — and took off for Sundance alone," says a friend. "She's telling everyone that she just needs time ...
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