Amy Winehouse Agony Aunt

Amy Winehouse wants to be an agony aunt.  Oh dear God, whatever next!

Why does she think people would listen to her advice?  What person would ever ask her for advice?

My mind is boggling at this notion.  I need to sit down in a darkened room and compose myself!

There is a literary stereotype of the perceptive and wise character who always knows what is best for others, yet whose own life is shambles.  However, while this makes for a good story, I'm not convinced it rings true in real life.

Amy: "OK caller, you're on the air."

Caller: "Hello?  Yes, my boyfriend has just been banged up which has left me feeling a little depressed.  Should I reach for the crack pipe or would you recommend an alternative course of action?"

Amy: "Well, it's funny you should mention that because a similar situation occurred in my life recently, when my husband Blake, was convicted and, poor Blake was my... Blakey... BLAKEY!  The bastards, why did they do that to you?  Bring back Blakey! BRING BACK BLAKEY!  BRING BACK BLAKEY!  WHERE'S MY GEAR!  WHERE'S MY BLOODY GRAVEL!!!"

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