Hillary Clinton a Lesbian?

Yet more on this story that Hillary Clinton is a lesbian. Or not, as the case may be.
First there's the story that there's a big sex scandal about to break from the LA Times. One or other of the Presidential candidates has a sex secret and the paper is sitting on it.

OK, well, maybe. But who? Now one chain of reasoning leads to the thought that there's an Obama sex scandal. Very much the same chain of logic, with a slight twist, leads to the idea that it is actually all about Hillary, that Hillary Clinton is a lesbian.

I’m placing my money on the lesbian-Hillary angle.

If you examine the candidates connected by the gossip columnists to current sex scandals, Hillary leads the way with her Huma connection.

Within a couple of hours of reading Mickey Kaus’s report above, I blitzed more than 30 sources (most of them journalists) for what they know about this matter. None of them could identify the purported LA Times story Rosenbaum blogs about.

My dialogue with my sources left me with no doubt Tuesday night that Hillary’s hit on women and that Huma Abedin is Hillary’s most likely source of romantic and sexual love.

Here’s a picture of Hillary’s personal assistant Huma Abedin. Huma Abedin. Huma Abedin.

Even if the Ron Rosenbaum report is complete nonsense (as Matt Welch asserts below), the mainstream media will come under increasing pressure (as Hillary waltzes to the Democratic nomination and assumes front runner status in the general election) to probe Hillary’s love life (or lack of it) and to examine the numerous assertions (by such persons as Dick Morris etc) that she bats for the other team.

If you put a gun to my head and made me choose which team I believed Hillary batted for, I’d say she played with either girls alone or with both teams.

Like the rest of us, Hillary needs love. Unlike the rest of us, Hillary is powerful enough to get what she wants.

Like any woman, Hillary needs hugs and comfort and solace. She’s not had that regularly from Bill for many years. Where’s it coming from? Huma is the source that makes the most sense.

Doc Weasel takes very much the same line:

Rumors are swirling about Huma Abedin, who goes everywhere with Hillary!, might be the Democrat front-runner’s scissor sister. This blog, of course, does not deal in innuendo and rumor.

And then of course goes on to deal in innuendo and rumour, much as this blog is doing.

The real thing though is, there's absolutely no evidence at all of there being a sex scandal waiting to break at all. And even less linking one to either Obama or Hillary.

And even if both were indeed true, so what? They're politicians, so we should be interested in which of our liberties they wish to steal, how much of our money they're going to extort, rather than what they do with their gonads.