« Chindamo's Sentence | Main | Blindingly Obvious »

August 22, 2007

Gun Control


A robber who held up a bookmaker's shop in Leicester with his girlfriend's vibrator has been jailed.

Anyone want to start writing the jokes? Give me the money, I'm not afraid to use this? As he got five years and it's being held as evidence, what will she do? Must be something decent to be made out of this story?

August 22, 2007 in Current Affairs | Permalink


TrackBack URL for this entry:

Listed below are links to weblogs that reference Gun Control:


Stick 'em up?

Posted by: Tim | Aug 22, 2007 11:21:28 AM

Will she be allowed conjugal visits?

Posted by: Mr Eugenides | Aug 22, 2007 11:34:49 AM

Did it stand up in court?

Posted by: Justin | Aug 22, 2007 12:17:28 PM

Brand related headline:

Rampant crime spree in Leicester.

Posted by: sortapundit | Aug 22, 2007 12:20:32 PM

Judge Head? You couldn't make it up..... :-D

Posted by: Mark | Aug 22, 2007 1:38:26 PM

"Police were called when an intruder was spotted..."

Posted by: JonnyB | Aug 22, 2007 1:42:17 PM

Cocked it up again...

Posted by: Bruce | Aug 22, 2007 1:47:50 PM

In the words of the old joke:

"OK, motherstickers, this is a fuck-up"

Posted by: Mark | Aug 22, 2007 2:24:54 PM

"Love Toy Used in Snatch?"

Posted by: Not Telling | Aug 23, 2007 6:51:20 PM