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June 01, 2007

Joslyn Noel Morse

So it would appear that we now know the name of the mystery blonde who has been seen around town with Alex Rodriguez: Joslyn Noel Morse.

That would be this one:


Morse is described thusly:

The Post says Joslyn Noel Morse, 30, is an exotic dancer and Playboy Bunny wanna-be who has danced at several Vegas strip clubs.

According to the Post, a friend of the stripper explains that Joslyn Noel Morse started stripping right after high school in Iowa. Last year, Morse worked at Scores Las Vegas, an outpost of the famed strip-club chain, which has two locations in Manhattan.

A picture of Alex Rodriguez and Joslyn Noel Morse entering a Toronto strip club was published by the New York Post a couple of days ago, sparking one of the biggest sports celebrity scandals this year. Rodriguez' wife, Cynthia, is currently with A-Rod in an attempt to blow away the rumors of an upcoming divorce.

So, I wonder whether Cynthia Rodriguez is like that other famous baseball wife, Anna Benson? The one who said:

Diehard Yankees fans that we are, the gorgeous Anna Benson is giving us at least two reasons to keep an eye on the Mets next season—and even more if it turns out hubby Kris has a wandering fastball: Page Six reports she told Howard Stern that she'll "fuck the whole team" if she ever catches him cheating on her.

Back to Joslyn Noel Morse.

...Playboy Bunny wanna-be...

That's something of a sign of a career unfulfilled isn't it? I can imagine still hoping to be a Playboy Playmate at 30 years old, but to have failed to make Bunny?

Here's how one paper reported later material:

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The story is someone dropped a dime on A-Rod and Joslyn Noel Morse. The speculation is, Morse dimed herself. It's perfect! She gets another shot at 15 minute of fame and another spread in Playboy. I heard on the Fox affliate in Boston, the guy who registered JoslynMorse.com has gotten about
2000 phone calls.

Posted by: Mia | Jun 2, 2007 7:52:42 AM

whats wrong alex,not getting enough attention? you are a disgrace.

Posted by: pat | Jun 2, 2007 7:39:32 PM

whats wrong alex,not getting enough attention? you are a disgrace.

Posted by: pat | Jun 2, 2007 7:39:41 PM

JOSLYNMORSE.COM & JOSLYNNOELMORSE.COM are for sale! [email protected]

Posted by: Harry | Jun 2, 2007 10:59:19 PM

damn she is manly have you seen the pics of her from pboy?

Posted by: shoutfan | Jun 3, 2007 5:25:28 AM

she is beautiful and a good person!

Posted by: old friend of joslyn | Jun 8, 2007 7:40:44 PM

Stop be haters!Alex is gorgeous and anyone with any tastes would do him if given the chance!

Posted by: Beverly | Oct 14, 2007 5:33:26 AM

Alex Rodriguez is the pefect male speciem and I don't blame this chic for given it up to him.I would anytime any where he wanted it,in front of all of yankee stadium if that's what would get him off.He is gorgeous and a great humanitarin who donates to numerous charities and organizations.So he needs a little extra loving,so what,he deserves it.Alex should be able to get laid all day long because he rules.

Posted by: falen | Oct 14, 2007 5:41:49 AM

Yeaaah! I watched Joslyn Noel Morse nude video at ...LiNk...
Pretty chick :))

Posted by: xfhxfhfh | Apr 30, 2008 2:43:51 AM