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March 16, 2007

Reuters Headline

Matador's chances of fatherhood hurt by goring

Could be, could be:

"Fernando Cruz is suffering from two horn wounds of 25 centimeters in length each. One involves the fibers of the abductor muscle and dissects the femoral artery, the other involves the scrotal area and eviscerates both testicles."

Seems a reasonable conclusion don't you think?

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Gulp.............squirms uncomfortably in his seat.

Posted by: Recusant | Mar 16, 2007 5:07:10 PM

Well, that's bullfighting for you. Sometimes, the bull wins..

Posted by: JuliaM | Mar 16, 2007 5:20:45 PM

Frankly, I'd be more worried about the femoral artery than the bollocks.

Hard to have sex when you don't have enough blood for your heart to function, never mind the tallywhacker.

Posted by: Kim du Toit | Mar 16, 2007 5:41:33 PM

Cue the obvious song...

He's not tenor anymore...

Heee's not tenor anymore.....

Posted by: fidothedog | Mar 17, 2007 1:02:27 AM