Googlery

Well, yes, I suppose this is an honour. Number one .co.uk Google result for "How to fuck him". In fact, number one Google result.

No, not, sadly, a step by step guide for the young and inexperienced maiden who wishes to alter her status to something less virginal.

Rather, an instruction set for what to do with the Home Secretary of the time, a certain Charles Clarke MP.

Looking further, number one google result for "fuck him".

Whoop whoop, eh?