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May 20, 2005

Celebrity Compatibility.

Via Mr. S&M I am led to a site that uses biorythms to work out which celebrity you should be shagging would be most compatible with. (Yes, yes, I know, he’s really talking about Chris Martin and shareholders but let’s get to the important stuff, eh?  If I were to return to hanging out in London nightclubs with which celebrity am I most likely to end up making the two backed beast?)

My results.

Your best matches
Xuxa 100%
Terri Runnels 100%
Jacqueline Obradors 99%
Natalie Raitano 98%
Tina Arena 98%

Could someone clue me in here? Who the hell are these people?

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Does this indicate their availability? Any road, number 5 is an Australian. Obviously the concept of Australian celebrity is a bit far-fetched, but there you go.
Hope this helps.

Posted by: dave heasman | May 20, 2005 10:48:37 AM

I got someone born in 1990. That's SO not legal. And it wouldn't be much fun either. Let's face it, teenage boys, not known for tantric abilities.

Tim adds: True, but us middle aged men are :-)

Posted by: Katie | May 20, 2005 10:48:38 AM

The Pontypool front row? And two spares.

Posted by: dearieme | May 20, 2005 10:57:00 AM

You're lucky you got Soo-Sha (Xuxa) oh good-grief, please shoot me now:
Jane Kaczmarek 99% Malcolm's psycho Mom...
Stepfanie Kramer 98% S-t-e-*P*-f... - wtf??

Maureen McCormick 98% OMG is Marcia Brady??? I never watched the show, even when it was on.
Lucinda Williams 98% I suppose I could explore my inner Redneck...
Marian Mudder 98% Hmmm... evidently she takes her clothes off, and finally she's younger than me.

Posted by: -keith in mtn. view | May 20, 2005 6:50:37 PM

Julia Roberts 100% physically compatible? That'll do me at a push I suppose..... Even if she is 5 years older than me. Haven't got a clue who the other 4 were though....

Posted by: actualfactual | May 21, 2005 4:18:47 AM

This website sucks very badly

Posted by: bobbie | Jun 9, 2005 2:42:03 PM

This website sucks very badly

Posted by: bobbie | Jun 9, 2005 2:42:03 PM