Tabloid Edition

Which Myrtle Beach Resort?

So, you've decided upon that golf vacation, you've decided that you'd perhaps like to make it a permanent place that you can go to: or maybe it's just a once off. Well, where is the best place to go and do that golf and vacation thing in glorious weather? Yes, of course, in the Myrtle Beach Resort.

OK, so that's that decision made, but then we need to think about which Resort in Myrtle Beach. There are quite a number of them after all. But how many of them have all of the things you'll be looking for?

Who has one, two and three bedroom condos, who has hotel rooms and who has unobstructed views along the Northern shoreline? Yes, for an Oceanfront Mytle Beach Hotel there's really only one choice that you want to make.

Why not click through one of the links to find out which one it is?

Are there any more Tiger Woods stories?

Is it possible that we have already used up all of the possible.stories about Tiger Woods, his mistresses, girlfriends, hookers and gambling?

Have we in fact reached Peak Tiger?

Sadly it looks as if we might have done. We've written about each and every one of the girlfriends, whether Elin will stay of go, whether or if whichever one has been paid off and by how much. Good grief, we've even done stories about how Tiger's Mum is a little upset about it all.

Something of a pity then really, we've used up all the stories that Tiger spent 5 years of marriage creating in only three weeks. It's as if we thought it was oil or something, that it would last forever and we'd never run out:

When asked what could be done about it Worstall replied" Clearly, if we're to maintain our precious environment of celebrity journalism, upon which our very existence as a species depends, we're going to have to see some serious actions by governments here. Either rationing of stories or perhaps a general tax on everything to subsidise production of Tiger Woods related features would be better. We should ship all 192 of them off to Copenhagen until they can come up with a solution."

When asked if it wouldn't be simpler just not to have stories about Tiger Woods at all Worstall seemed perplexed. "But if there's no Tiger Woods scandal to write about, what would I do?" When it was delicately suggested that he could get a job he looked puzzled and asked "Job? What's one of those?

Something Must Be Done.

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Crazy Ambien Sex

One of the things that Racel Uchitel said, about having "crazy Ambien sex" with Tiger Woods seems to have got a few people puzzled.

How can something that puts you to sleep make for good sex? Surely it will just lead to good snoring?

Well, yes and no, for people are forgetting what is the limiting factor to good sex:

So, given all of this, what is going to be the limiting factor (assuming everything else is constant, like the two people actually desire to have sex with each other and so on) as to how much fun there's going to be in one incidence of sex? Correct, it's going to be how long the man can keep going before he orgasms and needs that recuperation break.

At which point we can see that a drug which reduces arousal in a male can indeed lead to much better sex. As long as basic arousal (ie, an erection) is achieved, for maximum fun and pleasure we want less, not more sensitivity, less not more arousal.

Of course, it was an economist who came up with this answer, not a sex expert and most certainly not a drug expert.

For of course, economists know all!

Why choose ADT for your home security?

OK, so we all know that we rather need to have some home security, one of the various alarm systems available. But which one should we choose? Which is going to be the one that offers us the greatest peace of mind at the minimum cost? 

Why, in short, should we choose ADT among the different alarm systems ?

Well, the clue to that is probably in who else has chosen the ADT system, making them the leader in this marketplace. For example, business is pretty keen on making sure that they're not robbed: 80% of the retailers across the nation use ADT. In fact, 90% of the Fortune 500 do.

And banks, well, yes, banks are pretty hot on security as well, they're known to pay great attention to their alarm systems. and 2 dozen of the top ones across the nation make that same choice: as do some 72 different airports.

That's all plus the experience that comes from installing nearly 80 alarm systems an hour and interacting with some 38,000 public safety organisations.

In short, they're big, they're good, they're experienced and they know what they're doing. The evidence being that thousands upon thousands use them and trust them. 

Who would want to argue with evidence like that?

XTO and Exxon

XTO has just been taken over by Exxon in an agreed bid. But I'm not sure that people have really understood what this means.

For example, it makes a great difference to those climate change talks going on in Copenhagen.

You see, XTO is the specialist in this new technique of extracting natural gas through fracking. This means that there's a huge amount more gas around than anyone thoguht only a couple of years ago. That in turn means that we can replace a lot of our current coal fired generating with gas fired: and halve carbon emissions in the process.

Now, if we can halve carbon emissions by building cheaper plants and using a less expoensive fuel, then this rather changes eeverything about climate change, doesn't it?

That's the basics of how the numbers for emissions which the climate scientists plug into their models are created. However, those emissions paths, the possible technologies, were created some years ago, back in the late 1990s in fact. And there are emissions paths where we begin to run out of oil and go back to using hugely more polluting coal. There are paths where we gradually and generally bring down our emissions.

But none of the paths includes the possibility that we use less coal and less oil and use more natural gas instead. For we didn't think there was any more natural gas that we could use. Remember here that natural gas has much lower emissions than either oil or coal. So much lower in fact that if we replaced coal fired power generation with gas fired generation we would be cutting greenhouse gas emissions by 50% from this sector.

Choosing a home alarm package

Yes, it's true, the crime figures are indeed looking better. But that doesn't mean that crime has gone away entirely, only that it's not as bad as it was. And that's why you want to think about getting a home alarm package. And of course the most likely source for this is adt, the leaders in the market and the experts who have been offering such protection for 130 years now.

But which system is it that you should get? That really depends upon which combination of security and money that you want to choose. That again might depend upon where you actually are and what sort of household crimes you worry about most.

At the first level there's the simple system we all know so well. Connecting the alarm system to your landline it means that you're always connected to the adt monitoring stations.

The next level up allows you to add a voice interaction feature. Essentially it's like having an intercom which connects you to those same monitoring centers.

And then there's one more level, which instead of using your landline uses the cellphone network to monitor your alarm system and connect it to adt .

As for me, I'd choose that last: for the criminals around our way have this disturbing habit of trying to cut landlines before they invade. With cellphone links this simply isn't possible for them to do.

Cori Rist on the Today show

So Cori Rist went on the Today show to talk about her relationship with Tiger Woods.

Yes, we saw all the usual sort of things in such an internview. Tears when she insisted that he really loved her. Then more tears as she realised that she wasn't the only one Tiger had been folling around with.

Sigh, I mean, come on, let's be realistic about this. If you're an ex-hooker (perhaps ex-escort is more accurate for those who make the distinction) then you must realise that if a guy is happy to jump into one bed that's not his wife's then he'll be happy enough to do it with two or more?

A weeping blonde model claimed yesterday that she ended her affair with Tiger Woods after she woke in the middle of the night to find him texting other mistresses. Cori Rist, 31, who has a seven-year-old son, said she had initially believed the billionaire golfer when he told her that his marriage was on the rocks. And she thought she was the only 'other woman' in his life - until she caught him secretly sending texts while he was in bed with her.

You can see the full video of the Cori Rist Today interview here.

Finding the right webhost

We all know that to get anything done in this modern world we have to do it online, right? For example, there's no point in hanging around a bar trying to meet someone: they're all at home on one or other of the social networking sites.

We all also know that there's no point in running a business that doesn't have at least some web presence. Sure, we don't all have to try and beat Amazon in selling things directly off our site but we do need to have some sort of site. So many people do, if not their shopping, then at least their research, online that not to be there when people are looking for your sort of product is just crazy.

OK, so now we've got the basic idea, that we must be online, how do we actually go online? Well, the very first stage is to check out domain availability.We need to decide what we're going to call our site, after all, and domain availability is key to that.We really want to have a name for the site which is the same as the domain name....that way it's much easier for people to remember who you are and where you are.

And if there's no domain availability for the name we've chosen for the business then we're better off changing the name of the business.

So the first step is to check whether the domain name is available and you can do that by clicking through any of those links. The second will be to decide who will host our new site: and that's fortunate, for the same site is a guide to which webhosts do what. What is their reliability, what do you get free as part of the package, what's bandwidth, storage, how many domains can you host and so on.

So, have a look do and kill two birds with one stone!

Theresa Rogers: the 11th or 14th for Tiger?

It's getting very hard to really keep track of how many women Tiger Woods has been bedding really, isn't it? Do we count those who have come out and admitted it? Like Holly Sampson? Or should we include those we're pretty sure did but who haven't actually said they did like Rachel Uchitel?

Or those like Theresa Rogers who haven't actually told anyone yet but seem to be grearing up to do so?

A BLONDE in her 40s today claimed to be the latest woman linked to disgraced golfer Tiger Woods. Busty Theresa Rogers is said to have travelled with the golf pro during a steamy FIVE year affair. It was claimed Rogers began a relationship with Woods before he wed wife Elin Nordergren, 29, but the affair continued after their marriage.

She's hired Gloria Allread which seems to be a sign of something these days.....

We're moving again!

Well, there's a good chance that we'll be moving again. Off back to sunny Californiee it seems to be. We're awaiting the news of whether we've got the Dept. of Energy grant to research our new process or not. And if we do then it will be back there so that we can hook up with the great minds we need to.

And of course, when we move we'll need to work out where we can get our Direct TV from. We have Direct TV when we were there last time and it's by far, at least it was for us, the best option available of all the different satellite, and cable systems.

Fortunately, since we were last there and flailing about trying to find our what different systems there were and which was the best for this or that there's been an advance in Directv information. Just click through any of the links to see what I mean: it's now really easy to find out who can supply and sort out the service wherever you are. See, here's the Direct TV in CA page.

Couldn't be simpler, eh?