Which Witch?

No one ever said that the English were entirely rational.....and here's proof of that.

Wookey Hole in Somerset was reputed to be where a witch lived, centuries ago. It's more probable that it's simply where a few old women took shelter after being cast out but that's another matter. However, in order to try and get people to visit the tourist attraction they are looking for someone to play the role of witch:

Fancy 80,000 dollars a year on a stress-free job with flexible working hours and no need to wear a suit?

Well, grab your black pointy hat, take out that rusty black hessian drape from the back of the wardrobe and refresh your memory on how to turn your grumpy neighbor into a mouse. Somerset tourist attraction Wookey Hole caves is advertising for a "witch" and has already received 100 applicants since the beginning of the week.

Me? I think this is the PR department noting how much publicity that advertising of the job on that Australian island got.