The sex academy

That mainstay of every bad porno movie ever made, the sex academy, seems to have become reality. Well, at least in part. For this version of the sex academy is staffed by interactive mannequins, rather than the squealing schoolgirls of the fictional movie equivalent.

Wannabe Latin lovers can improve their technique by playing with the erogenous zones of naked mannequins at a new interactive exhibition that has now opened in Berlin.

The "Amora sex academy" that opened in Berlin on Thursday welcomes visitors with the wry slogan, "Finally -- an exhibition for those who always have to touch everything."

More than 50 interactive displays guide visitors through the intimate areas of the male and female bodies, offering helpful tips on everything from striptease to oral sex and how to achieve a perfect orgasm.

You won't be surprised to learn that this is sponsored by a chain of sex shops. However, the weirdest part is this:

The museum also shows film clips of various sexual positions, including the "Italian chandelier" that the viewer learns can burn up to 920 calories per hour.

What use is learning how to burn up 30 calories?