Madonna gets a 'quickie'

Madonna and Guy Ritchie have been granted a 'quickie' divorce.

Neither was in London's High Court to hear that a preliminary decree of divorce had been granted.

Madonna filed for divorce and cited "unreasonable behavior" on Ritchie's part.  I bet that was because he insisted on watching the television while pouring milk on his Cheerios.  No wonder she filed, who could put up with that sort of behavior day after day.  The woman is a saint!

So now we watch to see who they move onto next.  Top of the list is Alex Rodriguez for her and Kelly Reilly for him.

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