Sienna Miller: "Slut"

The saga that is Sienna Miller's life continues at a fast pace, here is a round up of her latest todoings. 

As we all know Miller is in a relationship with married US actor Balthazar Getty.  She is currently being  pursued by so many members of the world's media, she fears she could end up dead like Princess Diana.  To prevent this happening, Miller intends to increase her security.

I have two suggestions that will decrease Sienna's chances of ending up like Princess Diana,
Number 1: Wear a seatbelt
Number 2: Do not get in a car with a drunk driver

OK, so what else is happening. Well, somebody has scrawled some graffiti on her London flat.  The word "slut" appeared to have been spray painted on the brickwork.  Check out her front door, it is silver, maybe she lives in a refrigerator.

Now on the dating front she is still seeing Balthazar Getty but he is having a few problems of his own.  Estranged wife Rosetta has given a tell-all interview to a US newspaper in which she produced emails and other evidence to prove he has played away more than once.

To get away from the hell she is living in, Sienna intends to visit step-mum Kelly Hoppen in Ibiza.  So you can guarantee there will be more topless shots doing the rounds.

I fear she has left herself only one course of action, as Hamlet said to Ophelia, "Get thee to a nunn'ry"

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