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July 19, 2008

Six foot penis crashed graduation

Picture the scene: It's Saratoga Springs high school graduation.  Hundreds of high school students, thousands of guests - and a man in a giant penis costume running across the stage, spraying silly string at people.

It didn't end well.

Try the Ananova site for a photograph of the penis in full flow.

Teen says sorry for penis stunt
Ananova, UK - Jul 18, 2008
Calvin Morett, 19,  of Saratoga Springs, New York state, has to pay for an ad apologising for the stunt in his local newspaper. Morett donned the 6ft penis ...

Man in penis costume must apologize
Albany Times Union, NY - Jul 17, 2008
By DENNIS YUSKO, Staff writer Calvin L. Morett, who disrupted this year's Saratoga Springs High School graduation by running across the stage of Saratoga ...

Stiff Sentence For Penis Man
North Country Gazette, NY - Jul 16, 2008
Calvin Morett, 19, of Pyramid Pine Estates appeared before Saratoga Springs City Court Judge Douglas Mills Wednesday to answer a charge of disorderly ...

Judge: NY man in penis costume must apologize
Newsday, NY - Jul 17, 2008
A Saratoga Springs judge also ordered Calvin Morett to pay to have the apology published in a local newspaper. The sentence also calls for Morett to pay ...

Teen must apologize for wearing penis costume at graduation
Schenectady Gazette, NY - Jul 17, 2008
The judge also ordered Calvin Morett to pay to have the apology published in a local newspaper. The sentence also calls for Morett to pay court fees and ...

UPI NewsTrack Quirks in the News
United Press International - Jul 17, 2008
Calvin Morett, 19, was sentenced by the City Court to write a letter of apology and pay to have it published in the local newspaper, the Times Union ...

Man sorry for making a dick of himself
Melbourne Herald Sun, Australia - Jul 16, 2008
Calvin Morett pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct for dressing in the 2m costume at the graduation at the Saratoga Performing Arts Centre in Saratoga ...

Giant Goo Shooting Penis Terrorizes Graduates
ShortNews.com, Germany - Jun 28, 2008
19 year old Calvin Morett was arrested for appearing on stage at the Saratoga Springs High School Graduation wearing a giant inflatable penis costume and ...

Saratoga Springs HS Graduation Interrupted by Teen in Genetalia ...
WTEN, NY - Jun 27, 2008
19-year-old Calvin Morett allegedly interrupted the Saratoga Springs High School graduation by running across SPACc's stage in an inflatable six-foot ...

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This original story was featured on http://detentionslip.org. Check it out daily for all the crazy headlines like this from our schools.

Posted by: hall monitor | Jul 20, 2008 5:18:27 PM