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November 01, 2007

Huma Abedin

Huma Abedin is the closest of Hillary Clinton's aides. When rumours start to swirl of a sex scandal in American politics, as they are right now, of course such rumours focus on the female politician with such a stunning female aide.

Yet there was exactly one member of the wilting delegation who managed, somehow, to stay cool: Hillary Clinton’s mysterious, glamorous and eerily unflappable aide de camp, Huma Abedin.

“It was like 110 degrees outside,” recalled the source, a political aide who asked to remain anonymous. “We were all just pouring down with sweat. But I have this distinct memory of Huma traipsing in in this blue pantsuit—it was like this wool pantsuit—not a bead of sweat on her brow, not a hair out of place, with everything perfectly organized in her Yves Saint Laurent handbag.”

That sort of fantastical, supernaturally tinged tale is not unusual. Indeed, in the insular world of New York and D.C. politics, Huma Abedin has become a sort of mythical figure.

On a day-to-day basis, Ms. Abedin is responsible for guiding the Senator from one chaotic event to the next and ensuring that the many hundreds of situations that arise at each—the photo ops, the handshakes, the speeches—go smoothly. The job of “body person”—industry-speak for the catchall role of an omnipresent traveling assistant—is a notoriously grueling one, requiring unfaltering level-headedness and a zeal for multitasking. These folks are constantly on the move, juggling 20 different chores, and they consequently often appear slightly disheveled (or even sweaty).

By most quantifiable measures, Ms. Abedin has the most challenging of those gigs. In the last 10 days, she has accompanied Mrs. Clinton to more than 20 events, involving nine plane flights and several trains. At each stop, they were mobbed.

And the rumours certainly are swirling:

A major sex scandal story involving one of the leading presidential candidates is believed to be soon published by the LA Times, Big Head DC has learned. Details are slowly trickling in through people who’ve heard about the story, and with Larry Flynt saying he’s set to reveal a “huge” sex scandal story involving a sitting senator in the coming days, the rumors seem to be gathering traction.

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Several commenters on Rosenbaum’s article strongly believe that Hillary Clinton will ultimately be revealed as a lesbian, and that the recent GQ story her campaign helped kill by threatening to withhold a Bill Clinton interview may have gone into some shocking details into her sex life.Rumors of a close Hillary relationship with one of her top aides Huma Abedin, shown above, have long been swirling. Hillary has long denied being a lesbian.

One wonders what will in fact, if anything, be revealed?

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Comments

How does Huma keep cool? answer: frozen bananas

Posted by: Dominic | Nov 25, 2007 7:31:25 PM

If Huma eats pussy, I see a new demand to be a Trans-sexual.

Posted by: leo | Nov 27, 2007 12:43:51 AM

I will not anybody to touch her body, bcos, I am Mohammed Joynal Abedin is the legal husband of Huma Abedin.
Thanks to all

Posted by: Abedin | Nov 30, 2007 8:56:05 PM

You r impotent mo joynal abedin, just like many mohammeds, and she is entitled to 4 "husbands" (could be female)

Posted by: forabedin | Dec 1, 2007 12:10:52 AM

Hillary's a lesbo. What straight woman wears her hair in a mullet?

Posted by: Frank | Feb 16, 2009 1:31:17 AM

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