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December 15, 2004

Who is Penny Lancaster?

I’m obviously out of touch. Fun story about Ivan Massow  buying in a curry at a charity party when the food took ages to arrive contains this line:

She added that Mr Massow did not have a free ticket. "We only give them to celebrities such as Penny Lancaster."

Who the **ck is Penny Lancaster?

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I think I'll have to try living in Portugal, it must be wonderful to be ignorant of Penny Lancaster. You'll be telling us next that you don't know who Jennifer Ellison is.

Ms Lancaster is Rod Stewart's latest squeeze. She's a tall, statuesque, blonde underwear model and is Rod's replacement for Rachel Hunter who was, surprisingly enough, a tall, statuesque, blonde underwear model.

Tim adds: I remember Rachel Hunter but, um, who is Jennifer Ellison? Anniston I’ve heard of, but Ellison?

Posted by: David H | Dec 15, 2004 3:53:39 PM

Jenifer Ellison is a former soap actress now most famous for having won Hell's Kitchen - a reality TV show set in Gordon Ramsay's kitchen. She's rather pretty in a Tesco checkout girl sort of way and is usually to be found featured (in a state of some undress) in just about every lads' mag.

Posted by: David H | Dec 15, 2004 5:05:11 PM

"Rather pretty is a Tesco checkout girl sort of way."

Well put.

Posted by: Blimpish | Dec 15, 2004 6:18:44 PM

Ellison also has two main things that endear her to the male of the species...the massive left one and the huge right one......looks as if she has stolen two of Tesco's finest grapefruits...

Posted by: dave t | Dec 15, 2004 7:14:45 PM

PENNY LANCASTER AND RACHEL HUNTER SHOULD BE SHOT
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: KRISTIE NIKITIN | Mar 15, 2005 11:34:40 PM

PENNY LANCASTER AND RACHEL HUNTER SHOULD BE SHOT
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: TROLL | Mar 15, 2005 11:35:50 PM

Has anyone seen their new baby yet. Baby Alistair
is so handsome.

Posted by: M | Dec 30, 2005 3:14:03 AM

Owner of one the finest pairs of legs we have ever seen, Penny Lancaster is one hot Brit.

http://celebs101.com/forumreply_az_TopicID!171~ForumID!3~pw.html

Posted by: shezz | Jan 28, 2008 10:47:03 AM