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July 01, 2004

Green Point Mortgage Redux.

Green Point Mortgage managed to piss off Stephen Green some time ago. The instruction was:

NOTE: If Google-bombing a rude and incompetent company sounds fun to you, link to this post with the phrase "Green Point Mortgage."

Acting on the instructions of my olders and betters (in a strictly blogospheric sense of course) I did so. Looking at the logs today I was able to see someone coming after this search
via Google. Yes, via this little blog Stephen's angry tirade is now the number one search result for Green Point Mortgage.
In an email to Stephen I have made my demand for a reward known thus:
I therefore claim my reward.
You shall proceed to your local thrift store, purchase as many pairs of decent children's shoes as you can carry and offer them to Sgt Hook's "Operation Shoe Fly".
http://www.operationshoefly.com/

For those of you who seek further abasement of your enemies please drop me a note. Attempts at google placements will be undertaken for similar rewards. Please note that my definition of "armful" is somewhere between 10 and 20 pairs.
One thing you will want to note. Children who do not normally wear shoes have, by contrast with those of us who are regularly shod, simply enormous feet. There is absolutely no point whatsoever in sending toddler and small sizes. A few spare packs of laces will also help.
Yours from the European end of the VRWC.

Update: Answer from Stephen. "Consider it done!"
So, who else wants something done in return for shoes to Afghanistan?

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